weirdos!!!

ack! went to DH's graduation last night from residency. we went out for drinks after with the other drs. they were swapping stories and asked me if DH had told me about the patient who gave him NAKED PICS of herself or the patient who has been showing up at the hospital 3 times in one month looking for him.





so I say go ahead, tell me. lol he tells me about the picture lady came in with her two dirty 3 yr olds screaming in their stroller saying she was lactating but isn't pregnant, all this bizzare stuff, all her tests are normal and then she says "I want to look like I used to" and whips out a photo of herself with her cooch and boobs hanging out, in a leather dominatrix outfit. mind you, his boss is at the table with us and assures me that indeed this lady was psychotic and had a beard. DH said it was sad cause she kept screaming at her kids to shut up and trying to smack them. i guess she also showed all the nurses her photo too. niiiiice.


then the stalker lady, different from the other stalker lady who wouldn't speak to anyone but DH, apparently is another weirdo but sad sad case. apparently she tells everyone that her heart sinks for my DH LOL but she's in a terrible marriage, abusive, her husband didnt pay the mortgage for a year and they got kicked out and she's out on the street homeless cause her friend took in her husband and not her. how sad is that. but he said despite all her troubles, she's really upbeat when she comes in to see him. LOL I said well dummy, that's cause she LIKES YOU and is infatuated. but whatever gets her through the day, right?

I just worry one of these days these ladies are going to hunt him or us down and go postal or something. I'm genuinely concerned.

wow thats just insane and here i was worried about 18 yr old bitches hitting on chris to buy them beer freshman year lol

That's craziness!

OMG!